Here is a great story without a word being said

Here is a  great story without a word being said, apart from the dialogue at the end….

A GERMAN  TOURIST JUMPED IN THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED  MY PRECIOUS  LITTLE DOG.

UPON  GETTING BACK ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED MY PUPPIE OUT AND TOLD  ME, “
THE DOG IS  OK.  HE WILL BE FINE.”

Due to his  selfless heroic act, I ASKED, “ARE YOU A VET?”
HE  REPLIED,

“VET? I’M  F____ING  SOAKED!”